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Attitude Whatsapp Status
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Attitude Whatsapp Status
1. I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
2. I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
3. If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I’m the worst.
4. The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
5. I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
6. I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
7. I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
8. My attitude based on how you treat me.
9. Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life…
10. Yeah You – the one reading my status, Get Lost!
11. When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
12. I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
13. I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that’s not fair.
14. Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.
15. Me and my wife live happily for 25 years and then we met…
16. Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
17. I’m poor. I can’t pay ATTATION in Class room.
18. When I’m good I’m best, when I’m bad I’m worst.
19. I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
20. Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.
21. If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
22. Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
23. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!
24. I’m Not Special , I’m Just Limited Edition.
25. Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
26. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
27. Stop checking my status! Go get a Life!
28. Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm & silent.
29. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
30. Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
31. Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.
32. I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast I never commented “Cute pic dear“ on girls profile picture.
33. Your Whatsapp status say’s online… If your online then why aren’t you texting me
34. I started out with nothing and i still have most of it 🙂
35. I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
36. I will marry the girls who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card
37. They say we learn from our mistakes. So I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.
38. Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.
39. Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
40. I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
41. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status…
42. Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
43. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
44. I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things… give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
45. Lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number.
46. Sleep till you’re hungry… Eat till you’re sleepy.
47. If you’re bad. Call me your Dad.
48. If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.
49. Friends are the family you choose.
50. Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s Awesome, Now Run!
51. What is a Best friend? A single soul in two bodies.
52. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
53. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
54. True friendship is sitting together in silence and feeling like it was the best conversation you’ve ever had.
55. Friends are notes to life’s great songs. A melody that carries you along.
56. A best friend is someone who tells you the truth even when you don’t want to hear it.
57. I don’t have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends.
58. It is better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool.
59. A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.
60. A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your hear.
61. That awesome moment when you’re telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.
62. My friends are the weirdest, most craziest people I know but I love them.
63. World is full of smiles, whenever friends are with me.
64. If friendship is your weakest point then your the strongest person in the world.
65. Good friends are like starts. You don’t always see them but you know they’re always there.
66. Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.
67. Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
68. Every friendship doesn’t change into love but every love begins with friendship.
69. A beautiful friendship can change people.
70. True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
71. A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.
72. A true friend is someone who never gets tried of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.
73. Relation of friendship is greater than the relation of blood.
74. A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
75. A day spend with friends is always a day well spend.
76. Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.
77. I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button
78. Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
79. I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I’m smoking.
80. I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.
81. Oh, so you wanna argue, brings it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
82. I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
83. Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
84. I’m not virgin, my life fucks me everyday.
85. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
86. Save water drink beer.
87. Virginity is not dignity, it is just lack of opportunity.
88. Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.
89. Phones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch off.
90. I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
91. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
92. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
93. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
94. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? they both have an iPhone.
95.Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
96. Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.
97. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle… He’s dreaming too.
98. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.
99. Not always “Available”… try your Luck..
100. Time is precious, waste it wisely.
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Friendship Whatsapp Status
1. Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.
2. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
3. A day spend with friends is always a day well spend.
4. A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
5. Fake friends are like shadows. They follow you in the sun and leave you in the dark.
6. A beautiful friendship can change people.
7. A true friend is someone who never gets tired of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again.
8. Don’t make friends before understand and don’t break friendship after misunderstanding.
9. A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.
10. True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
11. Relation of friendship is greater than the relation of blood.
12. Friendship is like a paper once it’s crumpled it can’t be perfect.
13. Every friendship doesn’t change into love but every love begins with friendship.
14. A friend is a person who goes around saying nice things about you be hiding your back.
15. Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
16. Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.
17. Good friends are like starts. You don’t always see them but you know they’re always there.
18. If friendship is your weakest point then you’re the strongest person in the world.
19. World is full of smiles, whenever friends are with me.
20. My friends are the weirdest, craziest people I know but I love them.
21. My best friend is the only person in the world who could stop me from crying.
22. Friendship isn’t a big thing it’s a million little things.
23. That awesome moment when you’re telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.
24. A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your hear.
25. Friendship is blessed on trust, without it there is nothing.
26. A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second and stops the third.
27. It is better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool.
28. A best friend is like a four leaf cover. Hard to find and luck to have.
29. I don’t have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends.
30. Selfless love is more common than true friendship.
31. True friends will pick you up when you fall. The bad friends will have been the one who made you fall in the first place.
32. A best friend is someone who tells you the truth even when you don’t want to hear it.
33. Love begins with a smile grows with a kiss and end with tear drop.
34. A good friend helps you up when yo fall a best friend laughs in your face and trips you again.
35. Friends are notes to life’s great songs. A melody that carries you along.
36. Fake friends are around when they think you’re cool. True friends are around even when they think you’re fool.
37. That awkward moment when people act like they know your best friend better than you do.
38. True friendship is sitting together in silence and feeling like it was the best conversation you’ve ever had.
39. Good Thinks come to those who wait.
40. Once best friends now strangers with memories.
41. A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.
42. A single rose can be my garden… a single friend, my world.
43. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
44. Nice friendship is like the breathing air, you will never see it but you will always feel its presence.
45. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
46. What is a Best friend? A single soul in two bodies.
47. A friend is someone who understand your past, believes in your future, and accepts you today just the way you are.
48. To be a best friend doesn’t take much, a shoulder, an ear, some understanding, and not even have to say a word to make you laugh or smile.
49. A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
50. Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends Will steal it and yell: RUN LOSER RUN!
51. Friendship doubles your joy and divides your sorrow.
52. Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.
53. Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.
54. True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.
56. The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
57. Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.
58. Friendship consists in forgetting what one gives and remembering what one receives.
59. Be slow to fall into friendship; but when thou art in, continue firm & constant.
60. Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
61. A friend is one that knows you as you are, understands where you have been, accepts what you have become, and still, gently allows you to grow.
62. Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathies with a friend’s success.
63. I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.
64. A good friend can tell you what the matter with you is in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
65. There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
66. Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?
67. It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
68. My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
69. Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.
70. Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.
71. Friends are the family you choose
72. A friendship that can end never really began
73. No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.
74. Some people go to priests, others to poetry, I to my friends.
75. Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.
76. Never leave your friends side unless you want drama.
77. Friendship is never forgettable in your whole life. It is always sweet like chocolate but never bitter like Neem.
78. Friendship has no end.
79. Friends give us the change to lift the blinds on our hearts to open up and show what we generally keep hidden from the rest of world.
80. Just when I’m about to part with my friends is when I realize that I had the best group of friends ever.
81. A true friend wishes – miles ahead but doesn’t mind me zooming by and still stays a supportive friend.
82. Friendship is a mirror, so that nothing can be hidden.
83. You don’t make friends, recognize them.
84. It is easy to earn. Friendship is hard to get; wealthy depreciates everyday but our friendship will ever appreciate and be there forever.
85. I care about you deeply and always thank God for you. I want to be your best friend, to support you and be there for you.
86. I appreciate you deeply, especially knowing that you have loved me in spite of my weakness and allowed me to shine with you as my friend.
87. Your friendship reminds me of God’s faithfulness because you show me where I’m and that I’m not where I used to be. Thank you, for being my friend.
88. I find rest in the shadow of your friendship. You always know the right words to say which gives me the strength to move on.
89. If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.
90. True friendship is like what water is to the fish, I cannot do without it and you are my true friend.
91. You are my smile which will never fade. A breathe sweet to take. That is why I will treasure our friendship forever.
92. There may not be something between us to remember forever but there is something that will not make us forget each other, our friendship.
93. Your friendship to me means a lot to me.
94. Though I may seem not to be expressing anything now, some day you will come to will come to understand that having you is what I will ever live for in life.
95. You have been the best friend ever. Supporting and cheering me on. I hope I can reciprocate the kindness you have shown me all this time.
96. Best friends are sent from the heavens. They provider a shoulder to cry on during heartbreaks.
97. Life is a party whenever I’m with you. You turn my tears into smiles when we share and laugh together. You make me spend a lot and it is worth it because I care about you my friend.
98. Friends are more expensive then diamonds because the diamond always have a price but friends are priceless.
99. A good friend is always encouraging. He will always appreciate your talent and will support you in doing your best to excel in your academics and in the fields of your interest.
100. A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
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Funny Whatsapp Status
1. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
2. Hey there Whatsapp is using me.
3. Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use Photoshop to show their creativity.
4. You can never buy Love… But still you have to pay for it…
5. Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
6. I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
7. My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death…
8. Who needs television when there is so much drama on Whatsapp Status.
9. Save water – Drink beer!
10. Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.
11. Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
12. God is really creative, I mean just look at me 😛
13. Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
14. When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be ‘I left one million dollars in the…’
15. I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.
16. My father always told me, find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.
17. Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…
18. My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
19. I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs!
20. Here my dad comes on Whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***NO STATUS***’ or just a smiley…
21. Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
22. Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship 😛
23. C.L.A.S.S – Come late and start sleeping 🙂
24. People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
25. Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.
26. It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.
27. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
28. Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
29. We are WTF generation…. WhatsApp, Twitter and Whatsapp Status 😀
30. Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
31. This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
32. WoW now I’m a graduate… Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.
33. Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met…
34. Good Morning let the stress begin…
35. Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!
36. Hakuna Matata – The great motto to live life!
37. Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.
38. Eat – Sleep – Regret – Repeat.
39. Sometimes I just wish I’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.
40. Move on…
41. People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noise.
42. We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
43. It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.
44. Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
45. Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if tomorrow is last one.
46. Always remember you are UNIQUE – Just like everybody else.
47. You don’t have to like me… I am not a Whatsapp Status.
48. The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
49. Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
50. At last got to know how to lose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food 🙂
51. Life is too short. Don’t waste it removing pen drive safely.
52. Whattsapp status is loading…..
53. Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
54. Happiness is when ‘Last seen at’ changes to ‘Online’ and then to ‘Typing…’
55. I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as ‘Free Recharge’
56. I’m Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition!
57. I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
58. Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
59. They say we learn from our mistakes. So, I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius :-B
60. Waiting for Wi-Fi Network…
61. Sleep till you’re hungry… Eat till you’re sleepy.
62. There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian and Tuesday / Saturday
63. Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm and silent…
64. One day, I’m going to make the onions cry.
65. Second chances are for losers… either we do it in first place or live it for others.
66. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
67. We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police
68. One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp and his wife added last seen feature…
69. Don’t be happy. I don’t Really forgive people, I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.
70. Jealousy = I actually care about you.
71. Once a cheater always a repeater…
72. FACT: Every piece of plastic ever made still exists. Say no to Plastic.
73. I want to be nice but some people are so annoying.
74. I’m so poor… I can’t even pay attention
75. I hate people who steal my ideas before I think of them…
76. It’s cute when your crush’s crush is uuh 😉
77. People say you can’t live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.
78. if your dog barks and enemies laugh take it serious.
79. Vegetarians, if you want animals to live, why do you eat their food.
80. I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
81. Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
82. After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.
83. Act crazy, don’t regret, do things you would never ever do because life is short so live it up! 🙂
84. I will kill you with my awesomeness…
85. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
86. The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
87. I shouldn’t have to earn you time or attention, you should want to give it!
88. Remember how you treated me so when I treat you like that you can understand why!
89. Silence doesn’t always mean you’re mad… sometimes it just means you have nothing to say.
90. I’m so awesome that I wish I could be you, just so I could hang out with me!
91. That awkward moment when the awkward moment get even more awkward!
92. Totally available! Please disturb me…
93. Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.
94. Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class then in bed.
95. Single doesn’t always mean available…
96. Silence is the loudest words you can speak sometimes when you want to be heard more.
97. I am crazy and hyper but that is 2 reasons why I am lovable.
98. the best one night stand is masturbation…you get to play with p#%^y and don’t have explain why later…lol
99. When I’m good, I’m very good and when I’m bad, I’m sensational!
100. I can only bottle so much inside, and right now, I’ve got more bottled up than a Coca-Cola factory.
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Cool Whatsapp Status
1. Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.
2. I’m the dude with cool attitude.
3. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car
4. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
5. Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
6. Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
7. Yes, I’m smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.
8. Silence is the best response to a fool.
9. A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
10. It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.
11. I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.
12. My life my rules. _|_
13. Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
14. The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.
15. I am not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I am right.
16. Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
17. I’m Waiting for GF Message!
18. Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile. Smile please!
19. When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours!
20. Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone…
21. Someone asked me ‘How is your life?’ I just smiled and replied, She is fine…
22. I don’t care what people think or say about me…
23. There are two type of people winner and loser, winner always working hard, loser always try to shortcut for win.
24. I’m cool but summer made me hot!
25. I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
26. I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
27. Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.
28. Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… It’s called #Sunday, please fix it!
29. I wish my parents were like Google… they should understand me even before I complete…
30. Every problem comes with some solution… If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!
31. I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF…
32. People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!
33. I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.
34. Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…
35. Totally available! Please disturb me!
36. Life must go on 🙂
37. I’m pretty sure the whole “ladies first” thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
38. Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years.
39. Keep calm and enjoy life.
40. Life without mistakes is like, education without books.
41. Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.
42. Nowadays, “Cool” Means – I Really Don’t Care.
43. For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember.. that’s where the knives are kept.
45. Telling someone that you’re going to bed, When you’re actually not, and then having to hold back from sending messages on Whatsapp.
46. If you don’t do stupid things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to smile about when you’re old.
47. I hate it when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong
48. My grandma has always told me that if you have nothing good to say then don’t say anything at all, yet people still wonder why I am so quiet (:
49. That awkward moment when you’re trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it.
50. If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.
51. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police
52. A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
53. Wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.
54. Remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.
55. Teaching your own mother how to use Whatsapp is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
56. If money grew on trees, girls would be dating monkeys!
57. I am not born to please people, So if you want to get pleased try me in next life… good luck!
58. Girls spend the first 10 years of their life’s playing with barbies. The next 10 years of their life’s they try to look like one. (;
59. I used to play sports a lot. Until, recently I realized that trophies are much cheaper than I ever imagined they were. You know what, now I’m good at everything.
60. I could talk about myself for hours. But the second someone asks me to tell them a little bit about myself? I can’t even remember my name.
61. Warning!!! Aliens are coming to abduct all the sexy, beautiful people!! Don’t worry…you are OK. I just wanted to say “Good-Bye!”
62. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
63. The longer the title the less important the job.
64. Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
65. By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
66. The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.
67. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
68. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
69. We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t know.
70. I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
71. Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
72. Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
73. If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?
74. Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
75. Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.
76. By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.
77. Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.
78. Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
79. There are no winners in life… only survivors.
80. Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
81. The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.
82. I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?
83. The farther away the future is, the better it looks.
84. There are two kinds of people who don’t say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot.
85. I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
86. If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
87. The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
88. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
89. Whatsapp Status account for sale, Friends included.
90. God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.
91. I wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.
92. Behind every great woman is a man looking at her ass!
93. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
94. That awkward moment when you realize that “deleting History” is more important than “creating History” nowadays.
95. If you can’t Change a Girl…..Change the Girl.
96. When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…”
97. I think my iPhone is not working. I pressed the home button and I’m still at school.
98. Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make a bad person.
99. I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
100. I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won.
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Awesome Whatsapp Status
1. I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
2. The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
3. God is really creative, I mean… just look at me.
4. When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.
5. Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need Money 🙂
6. Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
7. I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
8. I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
9. When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
10. I’m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
11. Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
12. The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
13. When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
14. I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
15. The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
16. When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
17. AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
18. There’s always that one person, who takes a few minutes to get the joke.
19. We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
20. ETC – End of Thinking Capacity.
21. I have 2-3 real friends, the rest are just people I socialize with.
22. Marriage is a “workshop”, Where husband ‘works’ and wife ‘shops’.
23. I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year.
24. Time is precious, waste it wisely.
25. Life is Short – Chat Fast!
26. Totally available! Please disturb me!
27. You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it.
28. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
29. Hey there Whatsapp is using me.
30. Not always “Available” Try your Luck…
31. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
32. I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
33. Scratch here ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ to reveal my status 😀
34. I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.
35. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
36. Sometimes you succeed… and other times you learn.
37. When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
38. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
39. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
40. I love my job only when I’m on vacation
41. Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
42. Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
43. His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
44. Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.
45. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
46. Save water drink beer.
47. When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
48. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
49. People say, you can’t live without love…I think oxygen is more important.
50. I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.
51. I am not virgin, My life fucks me every day.
52. Warning! I know KARATE… And few other oriental words.
53. I am so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
54. I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I am smoking.
55. If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
56. When nothing goes right! Go left.
57. If you are gone be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!
58. I am always right, Once I thought that I am wrong, But I was wrong.
59. I work for money, for loyalty hire a dog.
60. When I was born… Devil said, “Oh Shit…! Competition”.
61. I am not failed……My success is just postponed.
62. Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.
63. Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
64. Be a good person, but don’t try to prove.
65. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
66. Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
67. Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
68. I don’t have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.
69. If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
70. Silent people have the loudest minds.
71. Born to express not to impress.
72. The road to success is always under construction.
73. I will win, not immediately but definitely.
74. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
75. Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
76. The longer the title the less important the job.
77. Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
78. No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.
79. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
80. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
81. The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.
82. Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
83. I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
84. We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
85. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
86. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
87. Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
88. Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.
89. Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.
90. I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
91. If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
92. Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
93. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
94. I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
95. I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
96. If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I’m the worst.
97. The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
98. I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
99. I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
100. I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
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Motivational Whatsapp Status
1. “Dreams is not what you see in sleep is the thing which doesn’t let you sleep” — A P J Abdul Kalam
2. “Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.” — Unknown
3. “Life is about making an impact, not making an income.” — Kevin Kruse
4. “Do not give up the beginning is always the hardest.” — Unknown
5. “Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve.” — Napoleon Hill
6. “Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.” — Albert Einstein
7. “Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.” — Robert Collier
8. “I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse.” — Florence Nightingale
9. “Success is going from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.” — Winston Churchill
10. “The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” — Steve Jobs
11. “If you are not willing to risk the usual, you will have to settle for the ordinary.” — Jim Rohn
12. “I haven’t failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” — Thomas Edison
13. “If you genuinely want something, don’t wait for it. Teach yourself to be impatient.” — Gurbaksh Chahal
14. “Dream big and dare to fail.” — Norman Vaughan
15. “It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.” — Confucius
16. “Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs.” — Farrah Gray
17. “Limitations live only in our minds. But if we use our imaginations, our possibilities become limitless.” — Jamie Paolinetti
18. “Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.” — Joshua J. Marine
19. “Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears.” — Les Brown
20. “Happiness is not something readymade. It comes from your own actions.” — Dalai Lama
21. “A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.” — Lao-tzu
22. “I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft.” — Bill Gates
23. “You have to learn the rules of the game and then you have to play better than anyone else.” — Albert Einstein
24. “A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new.” — Albert Einstein
25. “Dream big, work hard.” — Robert Downey
26. “The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yesterday.”
27. “Be a hero, always say, I have no fear.” — Swami Vivekananda
28. “If plan ‘A’ didn’t work. The alphabet has 25 more letter! Stay cool.”
29. “You’re already a successful person the things we take for granted someone else is praying for…”
30. “If you can dream it. You can do it.” — Walt Disney
31. “Everyday is a second change.”
32. “Be humble. Be hungry. And always be the hardest worker in the room.” — Dwayne Johnson
33. “Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.” — Albert Einstein
34. “I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because, he will find an easy way to do it.” — Bill Gates
35. “Enjoy the game and chase your dreams. Dreams do come true.” — Sachin Tendulkar
36. “Don’t waste your time with explanations. People only hear what they want to hear.” — Paulo Coelho
37. “Do not pray for an easy life. pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.” — Bruce Lee
38. “I hated every minute of training. But I said, don’t quit. Suffer now and love the rest of your life as a champion.” — Muhammed Ali
39. “First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.” — Mahatma Gandhi
40. “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” — Wayne Gretzky
41. “I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed.” — Michael Jordan
42. “Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being.” — Kevin Kruse
43. “Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.” — John Lennon
44. “We become what we think about.” — Earl Nightingale
45. “The most common way people give up their power is by thinking they don’t have any.” — Alice Walker
46. “The mind is everything. What you think you become.” — Buddha
47. “Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion.” — Tony Hsieh
48. “If you are willing to do more than you are paid to do, eventually you will be paid to do more than you do.” — Unknown
49. “Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see.” — Confucius
50. “The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.” — Chinese Proverb
51. “The best revenge is massive success.” — Frank Sinatra
52. “Opportunities don’t happen. You create them.” — Chris Grosser
53. “Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.” — Steve Jobs
54. “An unexamined life is not worth living.” — Socrates
55. “Eighty percent of success is showing up.” — Woody Allen
56. “Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.” — Steve Jobs
57. “Winning isn’t everything, but wanting to win is.” — Vince Lombardi
58. “I’m not a product of my circumstances. I’m a product of my decisions.” — Stephen Covey
59. “Just know, when you truly want success, you’ll never give up on it. No matter how bad the situation may get.” — Unknown
60. “I don’t regret the things I’ve done, I regret the things I didn’t do when I had the chance.” — Unknown
61. “Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude.” — Denis Waitley
62. “I’m thankful for all of those who said NO to me. Its because of them I’m doing it myself.” — Albert Einstein
63. “Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.” — Pablo Picasso
64. “Try not to become a person of success, but rather try to become a person of value.” — Albert Einstein
65. “The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what is one’s destiny to do, and then do it.” — Henry Ford
66. “Don’t be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.” — John D. Rockefeller
67. “It’s not whether you get knocked down. It’s whether you get up.” — Vince Lombardi
68. “There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: those who are afraid to try and those who are afraid you will succeed.” — Ray Goforth
69. “The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.” — Vidal Sassoon
70. “Don’t worry about failures, worry about the chances you miss when you don’t even try.” — Jack Canfield
71. “If you set your goals ridiculously high and it’s a failure, you will fail above everyone else’s success.” — James Cameron
72. “Successful people do what unsuccessful people are not willing to do. Don’t wish it were easier; wish you were better.” — Jim Rohn
73. “Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” — Jim Rohn
74. “If you don’t design your own life plan, chances are you’ll fall into someone else’s plan. And guess what they have planned for you? Not much.” — Jim Rohn
75. “Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don’t have a plan.” — Larry Winget
76. “You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.” — Christopher Columbus
77. “I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” — Maya Angelou
78. “Either you run the day, or the day runs you.” — Jim Rohn
79. “Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right.” — Henry Ford
80. “All our dreams can come true – if we have the courage to pursue them.” — Walt Disney
81. “The best way to predict the future is to invent it.” — Alan Kay
82. “If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.” — Napoleon Hill
83. “Make each day your masterpiece.” — John Wooden
84. “The best dreams happen when you’re awake.” — Cherie Gilderbloom
85. “Don’t count the days, make the days count.” — Muhammad Ali
86. “The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.” – Jimmy Johnson
87. “Don’t wait. The time will never be just right.” — Napoleon Hill
88. “Do what you love and the money will follow.” — Marsha Sinetar
89. “The harder I work, the luckier I get.” — Gary Player
90. “The purpose of our lives is to be happy.” — Dalai Lama
91. “The dreamers are the saviors of the world.” — James Allen
92. “Change your thoughts and you change your world.” — Norman Vincent Peale
93. “We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.” — Aristotle
94. “It’s time to start living the life you’ve imagined.” — Henry James
95. “If there is no struggle, there is no progress.” — Frederick Douglass
96. “Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today.” — James Dean
97. “Keep your face to the sunshine and you can never see the shadow.” — Unknown
98. “If you spend your life trying to be good at everything, you will never be great at anything.” Tom Rath
99. “Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision.” — Peter F. Drucker
100. “The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets people to do the greatest things.” — Ronald Reagan
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Romantic Whatsapp Status
1. A person who loves you truly will never let you go whatever the situation is.
2. Love is magical and it gives you the strength to head and transform your paint.
3. Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.
4. I fell in love with you, not for how you look, just for who you are.
5. The first time I saw you, my heart whispered: That’s the one.
6. Missing someone is your heart’s way of reminding you that you love them.
7. If you love someone anything, then distance only matter to the mind not to the hear.
8. The best thing in life is finding someone who known all your flaws, mistakes, and weaknesses and still thing you’re completely amazing,
9. Yes, I’m selfish because I will never share you with anyone else.
10. To me, your perfect.
11. Meeting you was fate. becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
12. When I first saw you, I fell in love with you and you smiled because you knew.
13. Let me love you if not for the rest of your life then for the rest of mine.
14. Don’t marry someone you can live with, marry the person who you cannot live without.
15. You have no idea how fast my heart beats when I see you.
16. Every morning would be perfect if I woke up next to you.
17. A guy who truly loves his girl doesn’t need to unbutton her shirt to get a better view of her heart.
18. No matter what happens to us everyday spent with you is the best day of my life.
19. Someone asked me, how’s life? I just smiled & replied, she’s fine.
20. It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn’t really rain , the sky was crying because it lost its most beautiful angel.
21. I’m with you reading this, looking at your eyes and your lips, touching your lips softly with my fingertips. Making love to you in every kiss.
22. Life becomes romantic when eyes start looking at someone silently. But life becomes more romantic when someone start reading those eyes silently.
23. Every girl has her best friend, boyfriend, and true love. But you’re really lucky if they’re all the same person.
24. Don’t expect a perfect love from any of your close ones, just show them what it is.
25. If you really love someone, don’t tell them, show them.
26. The most magical moments are those when you forget yourself in the joy of someone’s presence.
27. Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that’s not true, every time i hear your voice I fall in Love all over again.
28. Love is sweet, when it’s New. But it is sweeter when its true.
29. Without you, I am nothing. With you, I am something. Together we are everything.
30. Happiness means you.
31. Distance is just a test to see how far love can travel.
32. Any person can say that they love you. Only a few will actually prove it.
33. Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.
34. Distance never separates two heart that really care.
35. I may be thousands of miles away but you’re still the first thing on my mind.
36. From the first day, You had me – I was yours.
37. When we first met, I had no idea you would be so important to me.
38. To me you’re perfect.
39. Every night I think of you before bed with the hopes of having you in my dreams.
40. We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
41. I smile like an idiot when I’m talking to you. Doesn’t matter if it’s in person or through text or anything else. I just smile because it’s you.
42. Let me love you if not for the rest of you life then for the rest of mine.
43. Falling in love with you is the second best thing in the world. Finding you is the first.
44. If I had to choose between loving you and breathing. I would use my last breath to say I love you.
45. People asked me if I missed you, I smiled and replied, do you breathe?’
46. Once in awhile, night in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.
47. The best relationship is when you two can act like lovers and best friends.
48. Being someone’s first love may be great but to be their last is beyond perfect.
49. The world’s happiest couple never has the same character. They just have the best understanding of their difference.
50. I promise you no one will ever love you like I do.
51. Where there is love there is life.
52. Without you. I’m nothing with you. I’m something. Together, we’re everything.
53. Don’t marry someone you can live with. Marry the person who cannot live without.
54. You have no idea how fast my heart beats when I see you!
55. Some love one, some love two. I love one – that is you.
56. Every morning would be perfect if I woke up next to you.
57. One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you.
58. I’m selfish because I will never share you with anyone else.
59. I think our love can do anything we want it to.
60. Since you’ve been around I smile a lot more than I use to.
61. A successful relationship requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
62. When I’m sad don’t look at me – just kiss me.
63. I fell in love with you, I don’t know why or how. I just did.
64. Love is not a maybe thing. You know when you’re in love.
65. I love you for who you’re from the inside. The lovely looking outside is just a bonus.
66. The happiest I’ve ever felt was that moment I discovered you loved me too.
67. Keep your feet on the ground, when your head’s in the clouds.
68. Love is a gift from god and I have accepted this gift with open arms. I love you very much and promise never to leave you.
69. Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength. While loving someone deeply gives you courage.
70. In the middle of life, love enters and make it a fairy tale.
71. True Love is not based upon romance, candle light dinner and walk alone beach. Infect, it’s based on care, compromise, respect and trust.
72. When I’m with you, hours feel like seconds. But when we’re apart, days feel like years.
73. A true man does not need to romance a different girl every night, a true man romances the same girl for the rest of her life.
74. Heaven is a place on Earth when your around.
75. All I want is to sleep and wake up next to you.
76. People must learn to hate and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love.
77. The greatest thing you’ll ever learn Is to love and be loved in return.
78. When someone loves you, the way they talk about you is different. You feel safe and comfortable.
79. You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
80. A person who loves you truly will never let you go whatever the situation is.
81. Love is magical and it gives you the strength to head and transform your paint.
82. Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.
83. I fell in love with you, not for how you look, just for who you are.
84. The first time I saw you, my heart whispered: That’s the one.
85. Missing someone is your heart’s way of reminding you that you love them.
86. If you love someone anything, then distance only matter to the mind not to the heart.
87. The best thing in life is finding someone who known all your flaws, mistakes, and weaknesses and still thing you’re completely amazing.
88. Meeting you was fate. Becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
89. When I first saw you, I fell in love with you and you smiled because you knew.
90. Let me love you if not for the rest of your life then for the rest of mine.
91. Don’t marry someone you can live with, marry the person who you cannot live without.
92. You have no idea how fast my heart beats when I see you.
93. Every morning would be perfect if I woke up next to you.
94. A guy who truly loves his girl doesn’t need to unbutton her shirt to get a better view of her heart.
95. No matter what happens to us everyday spent with you is the best day of my life.
96. Someone asked me, how’s life? I just smiled & replied, she’s fine.
97. It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn’t really rain , the sky was crying because it lost it’s most beautiful angel.
98. I’m with you reading this, looking at your eyes and your lips, touching your lips softly with my fingertips. Making love to you in every kiss.
99. Life becomes romantic when eyes start looking at someone silently. But life becomes more romantic when someone start reading those eyes silently.
100. Every girl has her best friend, boyfriend, and true love. But you’re really lucky if they’re all the same person.
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I Miss You Whatsapp Status
1. I wanna write ‘I miss you’ on a rock and throw at your face so you know how much it hurts to miss you.
2. I only miss you when I’m breathing. ? Jason Derulo
3. Some mornings still feel like the night before. I’m just waiting for the days I don’t miss you anymore.
4. Sometimes, when one person is missing, the whole world seems depopulated. — Lamartine
5. If I could plant a flower for every time I miss you, I could walk through my garden forever.
6. When you are missing someone, time seems to move slower, and when I’m falling in love with someone, time seems to be moving faster. — Taylor Swift
7. When I text you it means I’m MISSING you. When I don’t it means I’m WAITING for you to miss me. If only you knew.
8. If ever I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most.
9. I pretend to ignore you, but I really just miss you.
10. I feel bad when you miss me, I feel sad when you don’t.
11. All I can do every time I miss you is to stare at your pictures and smile.
12. I miss you. I might not always show it, might not always tell people, but on the inside I miss you like crazy.
13. Thinking of you every; second, minute, hour, day, is medication to my illness of missing you.
14. He taught me how to love, but he didn’t teach me how to stop.
15. The ‘I miss you’s,’ ‘I love you’s,’ and ‘I want to be with you’s’ will never amount to actually being with you physically.
16. Missing someone hurts, but what hurts even more is knowing that you’re the reason that they’re gone.
17. You know what is really hard for someone? To miss you, and to realize that you miss someone else. That is a punch in the stomach.
18. I keep telling myself that I don’t miss you and don’t love you, hoping one day I’ll believe it.
19. I’m not angry that you won’t come back, I’m sad because I keep hoping you will.
20. Everyday, I fight the urge to text you or call you, telling myself that if you wanted to talk to me, you would.”
21. “I die every day, every second without you.”
22. “I miss you. A little too much, a little too often, and a little bit more every day.”
23. “I keep myself busy with the things I do. But every time I pause, I still think of you.”
24. “No matter how long it’s been, there are times when it suddenly becomes harder to breathe.”
25. “If I had a single flower for every time I think of you, I could walk forever in my garden.” — Claudia Adrienne Grandi
26. “I dropped a tear in the ocean. The day you find it is the day I will stop missing you.”
27. “I did three things today — Miss you, miss you and miss you.”
28. “I miss those kisses and the way I used to sleep in your warm hug. I miss the way you made me eat breakfasts and I miss the way you made me laugh. I miss you.” — Himmilicious
29. “Rise up, wise up, say it loud. Soul, I will not lie to you. I’m all alone. I’m still missing you, missing you, missing you.” — Tegan Quin
30. “If you wanna know how much I miss you, try to catch rain drops, the ones you catch is how much you miss me, & the other you miss is how much I miss you!”
31. “I will wait… till the day I can forget YOU… or the day you realize YOU cannot forget ME.”
32. “I still miss him, I really hate that…”
33. “I wish I were kissing you instead of missing you.”
34. “I try not to miss you, but in the end, I still do.”
35. “I need you, I miss you, I love you <3”
36. “I miss you… I don’t know what else there is to say.”
37. “I miss you… and you don’t even realize I will love you forever. Even if you don’t love me back.”
38. “I miss you a lot baby, but don’t worry. I’ll wait no matter how long it takes for you to make up your mind…”
39. “I don’t miss you, I miss the person I thought you were.”
40. “I miss our conversations I miss how we used to talk every minute of every day and how I was able to tell you everything that was on my mind.”
41. “I just wondered how you are and if you miss me at all… Because I miss you. A lot!”
42. “I had planned to say all these terrible things to you, but in the end, I just want to tell you. I miss you.”
43. “There is no need to be apart from you for a thousand miles to miss you. There is no need to be apart from you for a period of time to miss you. I just … Miss you ;(”
44. “I hate missing someone and no being able to do anything about it.”
45. “I feel like an idiot for missing you.”
46. “I don’t miss you. I miss the person you used to be.”
47. “I can’t lie. I miss you.”
48. “Sitting here thinking about how much I miss you.”
49. “A day without you is always incomplete.”
50. “Remembering you is easy I do it every day; but missing you is a heartache that never goes away.”
51. “Missing someone is your heart’s way of reminding you that you love them.”
52. “I miss you so bad it hurts ;(”
53. “I just…I just miss him. And I hate being so alone.”
54. “Miss you each day, everyday & all the time!”
55. “Many thoughts many memories just for one person.”
56. “Let go of the world & simply be, mine.”
57. “Sometimes I get this urge to talk to you, and then I remember that you’re a different person now, it’s just sad because I miss you alot.”
58. “If you can’t get someone out of your head, maybe they’re supposed to be there.”
59. “Though we keep in touch through mails and calls… It’s not like having you by my side. Missing you…”
60. “You will never know how much I miss you.”
61. “You deserve to be with somebody who makes you happy. Somebody who doesn’t complicate your life. Somebody who won’t hurt you.”
62. “You’re always with me in my thoughts. I miss you!”
63. “When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When I hug you, I want your kiss.”
64. “When I close my eyes I see you… When I open my eyes I miss you…”
65. “There is no one who misses you more than me…”
66. “The silence isn’t so bad, till I look at my hands and feel sad. Because the spaces between my fingers are right where yours fit perfectly.” ? Owl City
67. “Nothing makes a room feel emptier than wanting someone in it.”
68. “I miss everything about you. Can’t believe that I still want you and after all the things we’ve been through.” ? Colbie Caillat
69. “The worst way to miss someone is to have them sitting right next to you… and knowing you have absolutely no change with them.”
70. “One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you.”
71. “Your place is always remain empty for you I miss you.”
72. “You deserve to be with somebody who makes you happy. Somebody, who doesn’t complicate your life. Somebody, who won’t hurt you.”
73. “I miss you but I’m trying not to care. I love you, but I’m trying not to show I want you, but what can I do when you’re not even mine?”
74. “And I don’t even like you, but the pain of life without you is biting.” ? Coco J. Ginger
75. “I just… I just miss him. And hate being so alone. Does he miss me? He must” ? Suzanne Collins
76. “There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them up from your mind and hug them.”
77. “One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you.”
78. “Standing here thinking about how much I miss you?”
79. “I try not to miss you but in the end, I still do.”
80. “I just wondered how you are and if you miss me at all because i miss you a lot.”
81. “I miss you but I’m trying not to care. I love you, but I’m trying not to show. I want you, but
what can I do when you are not even mine?”
82. “I am waiting and hoping and wishing for the time, when we can be together again! I Miss You!”
83. “You may not be here with me but thoughts of you are always in my heart – I miss you.”
84. “My eyes await your return. Please come back soon. I miss you.”
85. “I miss the way you used to hug me, I miss the way you used to kiss my lips, but most of all I miss the way you held me and my heart. I miss you…”
86. “Missing you could turn from pain to pleasure, if I knew you were missing me too…”
87. “Sometimes a simple ‘I miss you’ changes everything.”
88. “If there ever comes a day when we can’t be together, keep me in your heart, I’ll stay there forever.”
89. “I miss you when something really good happens, because you are the one I want to share it with.”
90. “You are always with me.. in my thoughts.”
91. “I feel bad when you miss me, I feel sad when you don’t.”
92. “A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I’m missing you.” ? Beth Obedoza
93. “Time goes by a lot slower when you miss the one you love.”
94. “When you miss me just look up to the night sky and remember, I’m like a star; sometimes you can’t see me, but I’m always there.”
95. “You may be out of sight but never out of mind, I miss you.”
96. “The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected.”
97. “Every parting is a form of death, as every reunion is a type of heaven.”
98. “If you think missing me is hard, you should try missing you.”
99. “A day without you is like a day without sunshine… I miss you!”
100. “When I see your smile, and I know it’s not for me, that’s when I’ll miss you.”
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1. If it’s not a happy ending then it’s not the ending at all.
2. Pain is the only thing that’s telling me I’m still alive.
3. When I close my eyes I see you, when I open my eyes I miss you.
4. I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears.
5. During the day I keep myself busy and sometimes time passes. But at night, I really miss you.
6. The same person who said the sweetest things to me also said some of the meanest things I’ve ever heard.
7. I feel so far away from the one I wish to hold in my arms.
8. The worst kind of pain is when you’re smiling to stop the tears from falling.
9. Dear Heart <3, please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood that’s it.
10. Sometimes the people who are thousands of miles away from you can make you feel better than the people who are right beside you.
11. My silence/smile is just another word for my pain.
12. Every time I start trusting someone, they show me why I shouldn’t.
13. The most painful goodbye’s are those which were never said and never explained.
14. Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you.
15. People cry, not because they’re weak. It’s because they’ve been strong for too long.
16. Sometimes when I say: I’m okay. I want someone to look me in the eyes, hug me tight, and say: I know you’re not.
17. When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most.
18. Smile. It will make him so jealous to see you’re happy without him.
19. I’m not afraid to fall in love. I’m afraid to fall for the wrong person again.
20. Sometimes life doesn’t want to give you something you want, not because you don’t deserve it, but because you deserve more.
21. Tonight I can write the saddest lines I loved her, and sometimes she loved me too.
22. The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes.
23. The most painful memory.. when I walked away and you let me go.
24. Love is beautiful mistake of my life.
25. I hope we meet again.
26. Nothing last forever.
27. Sometimes, you have to smile to hold back the tears.
28. If you can’t save the relationship, at least save your pride.
29. I wish you weren’t in my dreams.
30. Trusting you again is my decision, Proving me wrong is your choice.
31. No more wasting time thinking about wasted time.
32. Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
33. The most painful memory I have is of when I walked away and you let me leave.
34. Like some wines our love could neither mature nor travel.
35. Just because I let you go, doesn’t mean I wanted to.
36. A relationship is only made for two but some just forget how to count.
37. You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness.
38. They say when you are missing someone that they are probably feeling the same, but I don’t think it’s possible for you to miss me as much as I’m missing you right now.
39. Is trying very hard to keep it all together, but has run out of string and super glue.
40. How did I go from being so happy, to so sad…
41. Wake me up when things are going right for once.
42. It must be really sad to not be able to do something you love as the years go by.
43. It’s never going to be the same again. And that’s what’s killing me.
44. The only way is to move on, because if you don’t you’ll be suck where you are.
45. One day you will see what you lost. One day I’ll see what I gained.
46. Tears are prayers too. They travel to God when we can’t speak.
47. Sometimes there is so much we feel but so little we can say.
48. I’m invisible, until someone needs me.
49. Why am I so afraid to lose you when you are not even mine?
50. I feel crappy inside, like something just broke.
51. I hate being broken. I hate that I cannot go back.
52. I hate when people say they miss you, but don’t make a effort to speak to you or see you.
53. I just hope that you miss me a little when I’m gone.
54. Just because I moved on doesn’t mean I won’t be here if you change your mind. You always have special place in my heart.
55. Love can’t be prove with poems, promises or presents, sometimes, only pain and patience can prove it…
56. People always think the most painful thing is to lose the one you love. In truth, the most painful thing is to lose YOURSELF, and not even realize it until it’s too late.
57. Just because we don’t have future together, doesn’t mean we don’t love each other.
58. Once you learn to be happy alone you won’t tolerate anyone who can’t make you just as happy.
59. Never allow loneliness to drive you back into the arms of someone you know you don’t belong with.
60. Once someone cheats in the relationship, there’s NO reason go stay. If they truly loved you they would’ve never cheated!
61. We may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong person. but one thing is sure, mistakes help us find the right person.
62. Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it’s better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
63. There is always that person in life that you give several chances, it’s because you love them more than you hate them.
64. The heart was made to be broken.
65. Just give me time and I will get over you.
66. If you can’t save the relationship, at least save your pride.
67. I wish you weren’t in my dreams.
68. I’ll say goodbye this one last time. But know that I’m not really saying goodbye because in my heart I will still always love you. So goodbye…
69. Trusting you again is my decision, proving me wrong is your choice.
70. It’s better to dream of something you may never have than to lose something you always dreamed of having.
71. It’s not just the goodbyes that hurts, its the flashbacks that follow.
72. Do you know why a previous relationship is called EX? It’s not the term for the past. EX is short for EXpired.
73. Wants to remind you that even though you can not go back and make a brand new start, you can always start now and make a brand new ending.
74. The pain of having a broken heart is not so much as to kill you, yet not so little as to let you live.
75. Relationships are very simple. There are only two things that can happen. You either get married or your break up.
76. It’s hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.
77. People say follow your heart…but which way do you go when your heart breaks into two?
78. If someone really loves you, they wouldn’t let you slip away no matter how big the situation is.
79. No more wasting time thinking about wasted time.
80. You broke a promise and made me realize. It was all just a lie.
81. One day you will want me and tell me sorry, but it’ll be too late.
82. Just give me time and I’ll get over you.
83. Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
84. If you can’t save the relationship, at least save your pride.
85. If your love does not work with that person, it just means that someone else loves you more.
86. I don’t miss him, I miss who I thought he was.
87. I’m going to take the past and burn it up. Lift my head and carry on because baby I’m stronger than you’ll ever know.
88. I will never learn to stop loving you I’m just learning how to live without you and move on without you there by my side.
89. They say you have to go on and forget the past, but for me it’s not like that cause every time i try to forget the memory hunts me again.
90. Sometimes when you love someone who isn’t right for you, no matter how much you love them and want them back you have to let them go.
91. Out of all the people in the world I thought you were the the one to be there for me 4 ever and always. Turns out I was just your last option wasn’t I.
92. It’s so hard to look at you and think we were so close. We were best friends. And now. I’m nothing to you.
93. It’s not the breakup that hurts the most. It’s the post trauma that follows it. It is waking up and checking your cell for the message that is not there.
94. The most painful memory I have is of when I walked away and you let me leave.
95. No more wasting time thinking about wasted time.
96. What do you do when something that was your Everything becomes a Nothing?
97. I’m too bright to shine in your dull World…
98. There are certain people who are not meant to fit in your life, no matter how much you want them to be.
99. Sometimes I keep my feelings to myself because its hard for someone else to understand them 🙁
100. Pretending like you don’t care about your past & acting like you’ve moved on, Hurts!
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1. A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
2. In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.
3. If you see a friend without a smile; give him one of yours.
4. Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry.
5. All good things must come to an end, but all bad things can continue forever.
6. The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy.
7. It’s easy to cry when you realize that everyone you love will reject you or die.
8. Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness its poison.
9. Smile, even if it’s a sad smile, because sadder than a sad smile is the sadness of not knowing how to smile.
10. Anger, tears and sadness are only for those who have given up.
11. Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death.
12. Sadness is but a wall between two gardens.
13. Sorrow is one of the vibrations that prove the fact of living.
14. There is no worse sorrow than remembering happiness in the day of sorrow.
15. When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.
16. Sadness is always the legacy of the past; regrets are pains of the memory.
17. We gather strength from sadness and from pain Each time we die we learn to live again.
18. Sorrow is like a precious treasure, shown only to friends.
19. Tears are words the heart can’t express.
20. They that sow in tears shall reap in joy.
21. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.
23. There is no greater sorrow than to recall in misery the time when we were happy.
24. Hating people is like burning down your house to kill a rat.
25. As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well spent brings happy death.
26. It is loneliness that makes the loudest noise. This is true of men as of dogs.
27. Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of the overcoming of it.
28. I talk to God but the sky is empty.
29. The absence of love is the most abject pain.
30. I’ll be okay is that what you want to say?
31. The World is mad and the people are sad.
32. But they all didn’t see the little bit of sadness in me.
33. Never put your happiness in someone else’s hands.
34. Be careful who you fall in love with, because someone somewhere not approve.
35. A feeling of sadness seemingly without a cause.
36. I did everything right for someone that does everything wrong.
37. I don’t think you know what you are doing to me.
38. You know my name not my story.
39. Sometimes it takes losing something to realize what you’ve had.
40. Yesterday I was sad today i am happy yesterday i had a problem today i still have the same problem.
41. They don’t love me, they know me when they need me.
42. My tears are like anchors that sink my heart to the depths of the deepest ocean.
43. Temporary happiness isn’t worth long term pain.
44. People walk away easily but they leave their memories with us forever.
45. May it’s not about the happy ending. May be it’s about story.
46. I don’t understand the love at all..I guess it’s beauty is only at the beginning.
47. I was born with an enormous need for affection and a terrible need to give it.
48. Did I change or did you just stop loving me.
49. Don’t take me for granted, because unlike the rest. I’m not afraid to walk away.
50. I am not worthy of being in love.
51. Love is the person you think about during the sad songs.
52. I wonder if you know what you are doing to me.
53. I hate when i am laying in bed looking out my window for the moon and stars, but I can’t find the Moon.
54. I just want to feel like I belong…
55. Never be sad for what is over, just be glad that it was once yours.
56. We are more unhappy to see people ahead of us than happy to see people behind us.
57. Dear Hear, please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood that’s it.
58. The strongest among us are the ones who smile through silent pain, cry behind closed doors and fight battles nobody knows about.
59. It hurts the most when the person who made you feel so special yesterday makes you feel so unwanted today.
60. Sometimes the people who are thousands of miles away from you can make you feel better than the people who are right beside you.
61. My silence/smile is just another word for my pain.
62. Trying to hide your feelings and pretending like nothing is wrong.
63. People cry, not because they’re weak. It’s because they’ve been strong for too long.
64. You made me feel like you really liked me and then you just left like nothing even mattered.
65. Sometimes when I say: I’m okay. I want someone to look me in the eyes, hug me tight, and say: I know you’re not.
66. Best way to not get your heart broken, is pretend you don’t have one.
67. Smile. It will make him so jealous to see you’re happy without him.
68. When I see you smile and know that it is not for me, that is when I will miss you the most.
69. I want to write ‘I miss you’ on a rock and throw it at your face, so you know how much it hurts to miss you.
70. I’m not afraid to fall in love. I’m afraid to fall for the wrong person again. Sometimes life doesn’t want to give you something you want, not because you don’t deserve it, but because you deserve more.
71. If it’s not a happy ending then it’s not the ending at all.
72. Pain is the only thing that’s telling me I’m still alive.
73. When I close my eyes I see you, when I open my eyes I miss you.
74. I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears.
75. During the day I keep myself busy and sometimes time passes. But at night, I really miss you.
76. The same person who said the sweetest things to me also said some of the meanest things I’ve ever heard.
77. I feel so far away from the one I wish to hold in my arms.
78. The worst kind of pain is when you’re smiling to stop the tears from falling.
79. Going to keep all secrets to myself since some people i can’t trust.
80. You always get hurt the moment you begin to care.
81. I feel so far away from the one I wish to hold in my arms.
82. I like to listen to sad music when I’m sad to make me double sad.
83. I’m missing something in my life these days.
84. Loves when you listen to a song and it relates 100% sure to how you feel.
85. I hate being broken. I hate that I cannot go back.
86. I feel crappy inside, like something just broke.
87. The only way is to move on, because if you don’t you’ll be suck where you are.
88. The hardest part about loving someone, is watching that person love another person.
89. The sad part isn’t that we never talk, its that we used to talk everyday.
90. I tried to forget you, but the harder I tried, the more I thought about you.
91. It’s sad to be happy alone.
92. How did I go from being so happy, to so sad.
93. You aren’t the person I knew back then.
94. It’s better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.
95. I’m invisible, until someone needs me.
96. How can I go back to where the smile i had was real.
97. Loneliness is the human condition. No one is ever going to fill that space.
98. One morning you wake up afraid to live.
99. I have to cut because it’s the only way I can smile.
100. I know my silence and my tears will heal my pain one day.
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